Dean Friedman - (i Am In Love With The) Mcdonald's Girl

By dean friedman



I am in love with the mcdonald's girl

She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm.

I am in love with the mcdonald's girl

She is an angel in a polyester uniform



I leave from softball practice every night

It's getting dark but the golden arches light up the way.

I turn the corner at the traffic light.

I count my money and then i rehearse what i'm gonna say,

"i'd like an order of fries, a quarter pounder with cheese,

I love the light in your eyes. will you go out with me please?"



I am in love with the mcdonald's girl??



She doesn't try to impress anyone

She's doesn't act real tough like all the other girls that i know.

She don't treat me like a simpleton.

She's not afraid to be the only other virgin i know.

And when my hamburgers cold, i get up ready to go,

She's only 15 years old, and i'm in love with her so??



I am in love with the mcdonald's girl??



There she stands behind the register

Taking orders from the saddle river little league

If they knew how much i wanted her

Their homeroom teacher would have to send them home for a week.

And as i head for the door, the movement catches her eye,

My heart begins to soar, she smiles and waves goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.



I am in love with the mcdonald's girl

She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm.

I am in love with the mcdonald's girl

She is an angel in a polyester uniform

She is an angel in a polyester uniform.